*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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Thinking About You - Justin Bieber

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basically me at school all day

me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: i'm hungry
me: when's lunch?
me: what are we doing? what page are we on?
me: i'm still hungry here.
me: do i give a fuck? no
me: go away.
me: i wonder if i can kill every single one of you with this pencil

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Trololol, our last lesson. tsk math

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